Teacher : U failure !At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,but at ur age hitler commited suicide

Santa:Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi hai.
Police: kaun woh?
Santa: BSNL wale, bolte hai bill nahi bhara to kaat denge

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo

ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.

How dare they fool u before april 1st.

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.

How dare they fool u before april 1st.

When a girl falls down
She is helped by soMany people
ButWhen a boy falls down
Everybody laughs

When a girl licksHer lips
She is thirsty
When boy licksHis lips
He is tharki

When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt

Still people say This is men’s world