Teacher : U failure !At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,but at ur age hitler commited suicide

Santa:Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi hai.
Police: kaun woh?
Santa: BSNL wale, bolte hai bill nahi bhara to kaat denge

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo

ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.

How dare they fool u before april 1st.

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.

How dare they fool u before april 1st.

When a girl falls down
She is helped by soMany people
ButWhen a boy falls down
Everybody laughs

When a girl licksHer lips
She is thirsty
When boy licksHis lips
He is tharki

When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt

Still people say This is men’s world

Can u dance????
No!
.
.
.
Sure.
.
.
Just try it
.
.
.
Sure u cant
.
.
.
That means u r pappu!!!
.
.
.
Because pappu cant dance ..

In our life time6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,Neither they areComfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”